So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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