And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And then the night went full on bisexual.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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