put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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