I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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