Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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