I wannas sexs uuuuu
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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