I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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