I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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