I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
