And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Drunk is not a location!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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