There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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