I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
my sisters under your porch take her home
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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