wanna go halves on a baby?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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