My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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