It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
