What tipped you off? The sombrero?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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