I want to stick my p in your. b.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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