very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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