She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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