I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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