we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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