I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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