My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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