Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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