Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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