I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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