I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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