that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
