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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so let's talk penis.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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