How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
Randomize
