Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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