? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
