please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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