my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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