but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
