So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
everyone is single if you try hard enough
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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