so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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