We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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