So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
