she looked like the before picture.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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