I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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