Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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