the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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