yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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