I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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