margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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