I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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