we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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