Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We were destined to go to rehab together
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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