You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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