my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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