I must be too annoying 4 u.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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