once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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