You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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