: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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