i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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