Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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