Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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