Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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