The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If i come over, it means nothing
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
